#Mortal kombat goro movie for free
#Mortal kombat goro movie movie

I can also recommend some muppet movies, ghibli films and superhero movies if you like… No capītw if you like the new Mortal Kombat. Fuck it I’d rather watch RAID 2 or The Night Comes for Us on NETFLIX. I’d prefer to watch the original film with all its cheese.

#Mortal kombat goro movie movie

I expected an MK movie not a prequel.Īnother case of cinematic marketing expecting you to sign on for a series of installments to tell a story and world build rather than go for it out the gate. I’m sick of Hollywood movies setting up cinematic franchise universes instead of “let’s make a complete movie n if it sells we’ll add to it.” No, nope, not here. Some parts I liked but, it all just felt very much like street fighter the movie. The story……what? I laughed so hard at Jax’s T-Rex baby short circuit robot arms in every scene until they levelled up for I guess you can call it the climax, if that. The opening scene was good with well-shot cinematography sucks the lovely cinematography ends there. What follows is Exposition, “yadda yadda, yadda”, intro Kano, more exposition, “blah,blah,blah, outworld, outworld, earthworld is fucked, Raidens temple, then they are attacked by Reptile, Kano steps in and Kano delivers his fatality- Cool. So Golden tits goes off on his journey and just “boop” magically finds Sonya living in a trailer. Like Frosty the Super Ninja won’t find them there unprotected: no firearms, no security. You calmly have that conversation with your wife after you tuck your daughter to bed AFTER almost being assassinated by an ICE NINJA, a few scenes ago. You just accept this with no doubt in your mind like “Okay”. My response: oh that person you were told to see by the stranger, that you didn’t know, who saved you from the ice guy you never seen before turning July snowfall in a hail storm. Everything just happens and character development (if any) and relationships were forced.Įxample: “I have to find that woman Jax mentioned named Sonya Blade.”

Kung Lao rode that bat bitch like a surf ninja other than that he was forgettable. Liu Kang was a twink and just a throwaway character. Goro looked like the Hulk from Any Lee’s Hulk. Kabals voice was a big “WTF, seriously?”. I hated this new lead character they invented for the movie that for some reason resembles Will from Will & Grace, to me I’ll call him Golden Arms/Not Scorpion.

#Mortal kombat goro movie for free

It was… It was a blessing to watch it for free at home instead of travelling and spending money at a theater….